Mercredi 15 février 2012 3 15 /02 /Fév /2012 14:14

"What's a 'microbe'?"

 

I gaze out over the flat Mediterranean at the distant, early sailboats and pretend to drink coffee whilst wondering how to answer my five year-old daughter's latest question.  She pokes me on the forearm with a fork.

 

"Hey, what's a 'microbe'?"

 

Holding my thumb and forefinger together, so:

 

"It's a tiny, tiny animal..."

 

I launch into an explanation of how the air is full of tiny little animals which are too small to be seen. My younger daughter, the four year-old, looks on incredulously; she's never been gullible enough to believe some of my ridiculous tales, and she most certainly isn't buying this one.

 

"Is it like a bug?"

 

She is buying it. Great.

 

"Smaller than a bug. It's really, really..."

 

Thumb and forefinger.

 

"What colour is a microbe?"

 

My mind frantically races, trying to think how small something has to be before it doesn't even have a colour. Wavelength of light. Microbe's a lot bigger than that, right? It dawns on me that I haven't used my brain in years.

 

"Umm, black. Sort of"

 

Lame. I'm never at my best at breakfast.

 

"So, why do we have to wash our hands when we eat when microbes are flying

in the air?"

 

I'm getting back to safer territory here. I give a mini-lecture on rudimentary

microbiology and manage, I think, to get the point across without once using the word "pathogen". I'm quite proud of myself, and sip some more coffee, musing on what a wonderful thing is the transmission of human knowledge.

 

"So, when we drop our food on the floor..."

 

My train of thought interrupted, I look up at my star pupil:

 

"...we have to pick it up really, really quickly before a microbe walks on it".

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Mercredi 15 février 2012 3 15 /02 /Fév /2012 14:00

LED ZEPPELIN – THE TRUE STORY

by Arnaud "Menjy" Fercq

 

The British rock scene in the sixties was remarkably simple. The up-and-coming musician had the choice of three bands and, by 1968, only one of these was still recruiting. Since selling drummer George Best to Manchester United for a (then) record transfer fee in 1962, The Beatles had effectively become a closed shop; the Stones were spending so much money on covering up Mick Taylor's death during a Keith Richards swimming lesson that they couldn't afford any new members; so the only option left open to an aspiring rock star was a job with the Yardbirds.

 

This was a relatively easy thing to do, however. The Yardbirds weren't fussy about who they took, and even Leeds United defender Norman Hunter joined them on tour in 1967 whilst recovering from a knee injury, despite the fact that he couldn't actually play a musical instrument. But the Yardbirds did have their limits, and shortly after infamous male prostitute and blackmailer turned session guitarist Jimmy Page joined the band, every other member quit in disgust.

 

Page, undaunted, decided to form a new line-up and, in an attempt to find a musician or two who hadn't heard of his reputation as an odious, miserly, small-minded petty criminal, travelled to the dreadful slums of the Midlands and their working mens' clubs. There he met Robert Plant, and persuaded him to give up his "two quid a night and as much beer as you can sup" career and follow him to London. Unfortunately for Page, Plant wasn't the only one who followed him. The club's bouncer, borderline-psychopath and car thief John "Bozo" Bonham went too, and bullied the frail, insecure Plant into giving him the rôle of drummer. The line-up was completed when Page's hairdresser and homosexual lover, former rent-boy Jean-Paul Poufiasse (aka Some Other Twat) agreed to work the dry-ice machine.

 

The band went on tour in Scandinavia as "The New Yardbirds", but were forced to drop the name after former members threatened to sue. The band's new name, "Led Zeppelin" is often attributed to The Who's Keith Moon. This could be the case; it is certainly true that Moon was the only person in the British music industry at the time who was crazy enough to go anywhere near Bonham unarmed. Indeed, the two drummers became almost friendly, sharing a penchant for hard drugs and mindless violence. It is rumoured that Mick Jagger, after hearing tales of their all-night orgies, took out expensive life-insurance cover on the pair of them. This would at least explain why he is still able to holiday in St Tropez even though no one has bought a Rolling Stones record since 1971.

 

Although it is widely thought that it was Bonham's death-threats which bullied Atlantic Records into signing the band in 1969, Page's relentless blackmailing campaign was probably of equal help. Whatever the reason, an incredibly high fee of $200000 was exchanged for just three hours in the studios, the album "Led Zeppelin" was released, and Bonham contemptously walked away with the lion's share of the cash, challenging the rest of the band to "fight me for it, if you think you're hard enough". The album, a shoddy patchwork of plagiarism, was soon followed by the imaginatively-named "Led Zeppelin II", a record in which Zeppelin continued to show their contempt for their public by including a thirty-five recording of a drunken Bonham destroying a drum kit with his bare hands - the infamous "Moby Dick".

 

The equally imaginatively-named Led Zeppelin III was released in 1970. There is little to say about this thoroughly mediocre work, but aficionados of piss-poor pop art will remember the rotating album cover which, amazingly, looked equally silly no matter which way it was turned. Music lovers worldwide were blissfully unaware that the band was already working on an abomination which would later become known as "*that* bloody thing". 1970 was drawing to a close and soon, Stairway to Heaven, arguably the most pretentious rock-ballad ever written, would ruin music for millions, worldwide.

 

Led Zeppelin's fourth album was released in November, 1971. Breaking with tradition, this insult to vinyl had no official name. The story that "Bozo" vetoed the working title of Led Zep IV on the grounds that "none of our fans can count past three anyhow, so fuck 'em", is almost certainly apocryphal.

 

In addition to the universally-condemned "Stairway to Heaven", "*that* bloody thing" also had a special guest appearance by Fairport Convention's Sandy Denny, who agreed to lend her voice to the abysmal

"Battle for Evermore" only after Page threatened to sell photos of her part as a bull-dyke in a three-way love tryst with Nana Mouskouri and Mary Hopkins to the press. A little-known fact is that "Stairway to Heaven" contains a diabolical subliminal message; if the track is played at 165rpm through a very bad stereo, Plant can be heard sobbing "I'm someone doesn't kill that Brummy psycho soon, *I* will". Well, perhaps not, but at 165rpm the track only plays for less than a minute, which makes the exercise worthwhile in itself.

 

By 1973, the sadistic Bonham had settled down to a reign of terror over the band and its crew. Only Page was spared his constant bullying, perhaps because of his extensive library of incriminating photographic negatives, but Plant was singled out for Bozo's worst treatment. In July 1973, twenty minutes before the band was due to appear on stage at Madison Square Gardens, the hapless singer was reduced to tears when he found his curling tongs superglued together. Although his plaintive cry of "it's not sodding funny" in reaction to the crowd's laughter at his appearance was later remastered to "does anyone remember laughter" for the live album, anyone who was at the concert knew the truth; Plant was on the verge of total nervous collapse. It was just a question of time.

 

In 1977, Zeppelin's US tour ended abruptly when Bonham finally pushed Plant over the edge into babbling psychosis. The neurotic singer found his pet hamster Karac beaten to a pulp, threatened to quit the band and, on the advice of his analyst, retired to the Greek Island of Rhodes for psychiatric care. The remaining dates were cancelled, and rumours that the band may never tour again began to spread. Who knows how long Led Zeppelin's hiatus would have continued had not Bonham tracked him down to his island retreat, beaten him mercilessly, and thrown him over the edge of a cliff?

Plant spent two long years recovering from his injuries, and by 1979 was fit enough to record what was to be their last studio album, "In Through the Back Door", although he never again was able to wear platform heels on stage. The 1979/80 "Hot Air Over Europe" promotional tour ended prematurely on September 25th 1980 when Bonham was murdered in his sleep. Why was he killed? Perhaps the fact that the psychotic thug had recently taken to wearing National Front teeshirts on stage offended the openly homosexual members of the band. Maybe his 90-minute "Moby Dick" drum solos drove one of his victims to homicidal rage. No one will ever know, but Bozo's reign of terror had finally ended.

 

 

A REBUTTAL

by Slick Corona

 

Notorious rock-libellist and talentless hack 'Menjy' recently penned a two-part article purportedly telling the "True Story" behind Led Zeppelin. This vile tissue of blatant fabrications may have fooled some readers but, as Robert Plant once said "the truth is there to see, ooooh baby, yeaah".

 

Arnaud 'Menjy' Fercq's opening paragraph holds the first clue that either the author simply had no idea what he was talking about, or that he wasn't going to let hard facts get in the way of a good bit of libel...

 

"Since selling drummer George Best to Manchester United for a (then) record transfer fee in 1962, The Beatles had effectively become a closed shop".

 

Lie Number One. Any Englishman knows that George Best began his blockbuster career with Manchester United in *1961*, not 1962. Fercq's second fabrication is more difficult to spot unless one is well-acquainted with the history of the Rolling Stones...

 

"the Stones were spending so much money on covering up Mick Taylor's death during a Keith Richards swimming lesson"

 

Lie Number Two. Keith Richards can't swim. Charlie Watts was the swimming instructor on the day of Taylor's untimely death.

 

In a later paragraph, Fercq goes on to describe Led Zeppelin's formation...

 

"The club's bouncer, borderline-psychopath and car thief John "Bozo" Bonham"

 

Lie Number Three. Bonham *was* a violent sociopath, but court records show that, although often charged, he was never actually *convicted* of car theft.

 

Although it appears that Fercq's editor forced him to reveal the truth of Australian amphetamine-addict Light Sleeper's cover version of "Stairway to Heaven", his pattern of distorting the truth to his own malicious ends soon continues in part two of his article, in which he falsely claims that...

 

"...Fairport Convention's Sandy Denny, who agreed to lend her voice to the abysmal "Battle for Evermore" only after Page threatened to sell photos of her part as a bull-dyke in a three-way love tryst with Nana Mouskouri and Mary Hopkins to the press..."

 

An obvious clue that 'Menjy' has reverted to his mendacious old ways is the fact that Sandy Denny *never* played with Fairport Convention. Less obvious is Nana Mouskouri's alleged involvement in the lesbian orgy. At the time that Led Zep IV was being recorded, Mouskouri was serving a seven year sentence in a Greek jail for marijuana smuggling.

Lennon's protogé Mary Hopkins' involvement is probable, however, and a red herring of veracity thrown into Fercq's pond of lies to confuse the honest reader. Page's archives reveal the spin-control behind Lennon's quip that Hopkins "was so pure she didn't even have an anus". Indeed, not only was she in clear possession of the orifice but, according to photographic evidence, she also had her own particular views on what it was there for.

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Mercredi 15 février 2012 3 15 /02 /Fév /2012 13:52

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Mercredi 15 février 2012 3 15 /02 /Fév /2012 12:28

So, from 25th January, a stop order will only be executed if it's within the "no cancellation range" which, for sugar, is 10 points. If I understand correctly. And there's something about cascading stops not being a Good Thing either, and these may also be cancelled, or not executed. Or something. I'm not stupid, and I know some very bright people, but, you know what? I haven't spoken to a single person who has read through ICE's latest legislation who claims to fully understand it. All you get from reading ICE's webpages on the matter is a mild headache and a sense of impending doom.

 

So, how does this thing work? If a stop goes, and the market moves more than the NCR defined by ICE, does this mean that you get a fill which is later cancelled by the exchange, or does your computer simply freeze and cancel the order? It's not really clear to me, even after reading through ICE's acronyms and convoluted explanations. Does this mean that a fund doesn't know of it's been stopped out of a position until ICE tells it? Does it mean that a broker or trade house is never sure whether a producer or consumer pricing order has been filled until they're sure it hasn't been filled by someone's stop which may, subsequently, be cancelled?

 

Who the hell dreamed this one up? I can't believe for a second a decision to limit how stop orders are executed would be of any benefit to the trade, consumers, producers or to the traditional fund players, so I can only assume that the decision has been made at the request of the HFT community who, presumably, think that if anyone's going to move the market 50 points in 25 seconds, it's them and them alone.

 

No-limit stops and cascading stops aren't something that happened after the advent of electronic trading. They've been around since the beginning of futures markets. It's arguable whether electronic trading is a more efficient medium for executing these orders than was the old open outcry system.

 

But one thing is clear - the No11 market is writing its rules to suit the HFT community at the expense of all other participants. First, it was the deliberate destruction of price discovery due to the switching off of the implied engine, and now it's the "when is a stop not a stop" debacle-under-construction. Many of those I talk to in the trade no longer touch the market flat-price unless they absolutely have to. Soon it will be the turn of the funds to desert a merket which refuses to give them price protection on the positions they have opened.  Then what will be left? A dying market only traded by computers feeding their orders directly into the exchange servers.

 

Well, go ahead and kill the market, ICE. Your latest set of rules will be a fitting epitaph for the death of what you created - a global casino in which no human being is capable of understanding the house rules.

 

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Jeudi 30 décembre 2010 4 30 /12 /Déc /2010 12:32

An Angry Sugar Trader Shares His Frustration With The Incursion Of HFT Algos On The ICE

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If you think algos gone wild in stocks is bad, just wait until you see what happens when the same feedback-loop generating robots start frontrunning and churning all cotton, sugar, and other commodity contracts. According to this trader, this has already happened. Next up: plunging liquidity, and surging volatility, just in time for commodity prices to find that extra computerized "oomph" as they explode in expectation of Bernanke's reflation experiment gone wild to blow all fair value concepts to smithereens.

An Angry Sugar Trader Shares His Frustration With The Incursion Of HFT Algos In The ICE

Submitted by reader Menji

In the days before electronic trading, when commodities were traded open-outcry in trading pits, floor brokers kept spread and flat-prices in line as part of their day’s work – offering and bidding one month against another depending on the spread orders they were working. Some of these guys had almost unbelievable skills of mental arithmetic, bidding and offering across the whole board as the flat price and the spread structure fluctuated.

Since the advent of electronic trading, it has been the job of a computer algorithm to generate flat price bids and offers using the spread structure and generate spread bids and offers using the flat price structure. The algorithm is generally termed an “implied engine”, and it does the job of the old floor brokers, although it does it faster and more efficiently.

ICE (Intercontinental Exchange, self described “leading global exchange and OTC market operator”) has a web-page advertising its “multicast price feed” implied engine upon which the implied engine’s benefits are listed:

  • improved price discovery from implieds directly from the market
  • availability of implied pricing much further out the curve
  • more trading opportunities
  • greater market transparency
  • improved market depth and liquidity
  • more efficient hedging of risk
  • increased probability orders will be executed

(SOURCE https://www.theice.com/multicast.jhtml)

However, although ICE claims that its implied engine gives “improved market depth and liquidity”, in March 2009 ICE Futures US decided to turn off its implied engine on the No11 sugar contract “to improve liquidity [...] and to attract new traders”.

(SOURCE  https://www.theice.com/publicdocs/futures_us/exchange_notices/exnot0304impliedengine.pdf)

Hey, hang on a sec...

If the “multicast” implied engine is that good for liquidity, how come someone decided to just switch it off on the sugar market, to “improve liquidity”?

Just think about this for a second. This breathtaking display of shameless hypocrisy, writ large in html, is *still* up there on the ICE website. It’s been up there for months, which speaks volumes or, if not, at least a few words: ICE simply doesn’t give a fuck.

It is very difficult to imagine how switching an implied engine off can improve liquidity. Take a closer look at the the screen shot at the end of this article, and you’ll see that the bid/offer spreads on most of the forward contracts are enormous compared to those on the nearby contracts. This is a direct result of their still being no implied engine on the No11 contract. What is less difficult to imagine is who the “new traders” referred to in ICE’s release are: the algo traders were being invited to come and play in the No11 sugar market.

The consequences to ICE’s decision to switch off the implied engine were as expected: The sugar market began to immediately suffer from the lack of  what ICE’s multicast price feed” implied engine provides to other markets.

It now had to put up with:

  • obscured price discovery
  • no availability of implied pricing anywhere on the curve
  • fewer trading opportunities
  • reduced market transparency
  • reduced market depth and liquidity
  • less efficient hedging of risk
  • decreased probability orders will be executed

Other consequences were greatly increased volatility as algo trading systems unleashed their orders into a relatively small market, and increased exchange revenue for ICE and its shareholders as the algo traders fed their orders directly into the exchange servers. Liquidity plummeted, as many of the market participants who traditionally provided it (market makers and day-traders) packed up in disgust and went elsewhere, sickened by the random walk behaviour generated by computers which had started to push the market the range of an old, pre-algo, day in the space of seconds.

Liquidity is NOT the same thing as volatility, no matter what HFT apologists tell you. Insane volatility of the type generated by HFT “traders” is good for only exchange fee revenue and, usually, the fuckheads running the computers (although occasionally they get their just deserts).

In October 2009, NYSE Liffe decided to turn off the implied engine on their No5 white sugar contract, in an attempt to lure algo traders into this much smaller contract. What was immediately apparent in this experiment was that the newly-arrived algo traders began running their own implied engines, which would do exactly the same job as that done by traditional, exchange-based implied engines, except with a “haircut” cost of $0.20/tonne to whoever traded spreads against it – more revenue for the exchange, more revenue for the algo traders, more costly execution and less transparency for traditional users, and no improvement to liquidity whatsoever.

Then, on 5th January 2010, there was a sugar price spike, which was reported by the Financial Times. The market was already highly volatile, trading at 30-year highs, and (presumably) several buy orders hitting the market at more or less the same time caused sugar to spike from around 28.00 to 29.50 in less than 90 seconds.

ICE invoked its recently-issued “short-term price spike” rule, and simply cancelled all the trades above 28.90. If you look on a chart, that’s the high, but it certainly isn’t the highest it traded that day.

https://www.theice.com/publicdocs/futures_us/exchange_notices/ExNot121409pricespikes.pdf

What happened on sugar on the morning of 5th January 2010 would NEVER have happened had the implied engine been switched on. How can you have March No11 trading to at least 325 over the next month on the board when the Mar/May spread was trading around 160 points? There was plenty of (unfilled) selling above the market down the board which a) would have been filled and b) would have added sufficient liquidity to prevent such as spike had the implied engine been functional.

Thousands upon thousands of tons of producer selling was left unfilled; day traders sold near the top and bought back on the collapse only to find that their sales no longer existed, and that their buy-backs were now naked longs way above the market. ICE's claim that the lack of an implied engine somehow promotes liquidity was finally shown for what it really is - corporate doublespeak whose sole aim is a shallow attempt to cover the fact that ICE’s behaviour serves purely to line the pockets of the exchange, its shareholders, and a horde of algorithmic traders at the expense of market transparency, price discovery, and the needs all other market participants.

What happened on sugar that morning - indeed, the need for ICE to invent "price spike" rules in order to deal with situations entirely due to the lack of liquidity that they themselves have helped create - should be a warning to exchanges which sacrifice market efficiency for the sake of exchange fee revenue, and a heads-up to the bodies which oversee their activities.

Interestingly, a mere week later, on 13th January 2010, NYSE Liffe decided to switch its implied engine back on for the No5 white sugar contract, saying that “having implied prices will help to lower some of the risk of short term price spikes”. NYSE Liffe hadn’t even *had* a price spike, but what they saw happen to the ICE No11 market was enough for them.

But, as I said earlier, ICE simply doesn’t give a fuck. Its shareholders are happy, the algo thugs are happy, and those unfortunates who need to use the market for genuine hedging purposes don’t count. It doesn’t look as though the CFTC gives a fuck, either.

This has to change.


APPENDIX – how spreads and futures work

You can trade sugar futures for four delivery months a year, going to around three years into the future. So the market, as represented on electronic trading screens, market reports and financial newspapers looks something like this:

                  BID       ASK      HIGH      LOW      LAST   
MAY10     19.11    19.12    20.07    19.06    19.11
JUL10      18.50    18.44    19.28    18.31    18.32
OCT10     17.45    18.11    18.65    17.79    17.83
MAR11     17.38    17.57    18.02    17.27    17.38
MAY11     16.60    17.00    17.28    16.67    16.70
JUL11      16.12    16.45    16.75    16.20    16.25
OCT11     15.92    17.00    16.45    15.88    15.98
MAR12     15.45    15.75    15.88    15.30    15.45
MAY12     15.35    15.65    15.55    15.14    15.46
JUL12      15.30    15.70    15.50    15.40    15.44
OCT12     15.45    15.55    15.50    15.25    15.45

(THESE ARE ACTUAL PRICES FROM THE ICE SUGAR No11 CONTRACT AT CLOSE OF BUSINESS ON 11 MARCH 2010)

Each delivery period is a market in its own right. On the screen shown above, May 2010 is worth roughly three quarters of a cent per pound more than July 2010, but the differential between the two delivery periods isn't carved in stone -  both contracts have their buyers and sellers, and each moves according to its own order flow. However, the relationship between the various delivery periods is a closely-followed and much-traded aspect of the market.

Producers will roll short hedges from one delivery month to the next depending on the timing of the crop, and their valuations of their merchandise. A steep enough carry could pay a producer to leave his sugar in a warehouse until later in the year. A steep enough backwardation (nearby month at a premium to forward) could pay a producer to bring forward sugar he intended to deliver later. Depending on the relative structure between the various delivery months, consumers can either decide to bring forward purchases intended for later, or squeeze their pipelines and roll prompt purchases further down the board. Speculators can bet on the fact that, no matter what happens to the market price, such and such a delivery month will be worth more (or less) compared to another delivery month further down the futures board.

All this is known as spread trading: a spread is the differential between one delivery month on the board and another, and producers, consumers, trade houses and speculators trade an awful lot of them every day, buying one delivery month whilst simultaneously selling a second. As I write this, ICE No11 sugar has traded a total of 44580 contracts in 6 1/2 hours business of which over 7000 were spread trades. Almost 20% of the total volume traded on the first and most-traded month on the board, May10, traded against something else on the board.

It is easy to imagine a spread matrix (every trader has one displayed on his screen) where the relationship between each delivery month on the board is shown. Part of the one I have on my screen at present looks something like this:
   

               JUL10          OCT10         MAR11         MAY11
MAY10    0.85/0.86    1.38/1.41    1.87/1.92    2.56/2.67               
                     JUL10    0.53/0.54    1.01/1.06    1.70/1.80
                                       OCT10    0.49/0.51    1.19/1.25       
                                                          MAR11    0.71/0.73

Looking at the top left-hand corner of the matrix above, we can see that someone is willing to simultaneously buy May 2010 and sell July 2010 at a differential of 0.85 cents/lb – whatever they pay for the May contract, they’ll sell a July contract 0.85 cents/lb cheaper. Similarly, someone is willing to sell May 2010 and buy July 2010 at 0.86 cents/lb.

It is important to understand the connection between these spread quotes and the flat-price values of each individual delivery month. Again, taking our example of the May10/Jul10 spread, if the May 2010 contract is quoted
19.66 bid/19.68 offered, then the buyer of the spread (the buyer May10 seller Jul10 at 0.85) should be willing to offer July 2010 outright at 18.83 – he can buy May10 at the offered priced of 19.68 and sell July at 0.85 cents/lb discount to this to fill his order. Similarly, the seller of the spread should be willing to buy July 2010 at the bid price on May minus the 0.86 cents/lb he wants to sell his spread at. So, even if no one is trading July 2010 outright, as long as May is quoted 19.66/19.68 and the May/Jul10 is 0.85/0.86, July should be quoted 18.80/18.83.

Now, let’s look at this the other way round. Imagine that no one is offering the May/Jul10 spread. It’s still 0.85 bid, but no one is willing to sell it as a spread. Imagine that May 2010 is still quoted 19.66 bid/19.68 offered but that, this time, there *is* an outright quote on July 2010. Let’s say it’s 18.80 bid/18.83 offered.

                         BID          ASK
MAY10           19.66        19.68
JUL10            18.80        18.83

You could simultaneously buy a May contract at 19.68 and sell a July at 18.80, which means that you could buy a May/Jul10 spread at 0.88. So, although no one may be willing to sell May/Jul10 as a spread, the quote should still be 0.85/0.88.

 
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